[51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. Youve been warned. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. A Black Comedy by nonjon. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. Work Search: Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? Viewed 411 times . Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? Please consider turning it on! Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). Oh God Not Again! [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. There will be many of both. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. 8. Community content is available under. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. He has no shame. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. This is a Triwizard clue! and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. I am legitimately sad about it now. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. #1. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. The Second Wizarding War began. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. Dont worry, however. [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. The Harry Potter Wiki has 156 images related to, *Disclosure: Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, Fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. Develop your characters. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. 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